that's the best word to describe me.
i had (yes past tense at this point) a $50 gift card to the gap. it's freakin awesome.
it's missing. i don't have a single clue as to where i might have put it. wallet - no. purse (all of them) - no. backpack, miscellaneous other bags - not a chance. pants pockets - searched all of them and it's just not there. so unless by some miracle it's hiding somewhere in my car, i am the idiot who lost 50 bucks. fml