I thought it would be interesting to have a thread where everyone can post random/funny/weird text messages that they get.
I know i get random text messages ALL the time and i figured it would be nice to share because sometimes.. its really a good laugh... And i know how we all love to laugh or giggle (whichever it is that you prefer)
=)
"I went to the bathroom and heard someone say, 'at least i still suck dick.' wtf?!"
"When Captin Hook makes you walk the plank and asks you to answer his questions in Spanish... life saved!"
I always get theses really random text messages from someone who clearly is meaning to text someone else. I have told this person a few time that they have the wrong number. But, sometimes they are just funny to get. It's usually on the weekends in the morning.
And, I'm pretty sure it's a teenage girl.
6/25 @ 243pm "why r u ignoring me? y u don't luv me
6/25 @ 621pm "hey hoe"
I've deleted some of the old ones, I guess. I thought I could find them to share. these aren't that great. hopefully I'll receive more and post as they come in.
6/25 @ 1037pm "building b, 324 naked"
6/23 @ 414pm "She's just really tired stop calling...lol"
6/15 @ 335pm "hey you got hella packages down stairs. a tower of them"
12/26 @ 8:52 PM "Like an ethiopian in the olympics"
This wasn't a text but it needs to be documented/shared.
Petra: "will it damage your passport to put it in the refrigerator?"
Hahaha
Hahahaha....haaa I love Petra!
me too :)
Lol the best part of that is that it was a serious question!
i got 2 texts from my sis this morning, which i read out of order. the one i read first was :
"and that's just one example of why cooking shirtless is a bad idea"
awesome.
the text before that said: "emilio (kc's bro in law) burned his face and chest while boiling chicken and he now has 2nd and 3rd degree burns"
LOL how do you burn yourself while making chicken??
How do you burn you face and chest while boiling chicken... or anything for that matter. Was he like getting up in it to smell it. Is he short?
maybe he fell into it?
That could explain it...
i like the "he's just short" theory though.
he is pretty short. he's also not the smartest person i've ever met. when mel wakes up i'm sure she can add more details to this mystery!
The chicken I guess was stuck to the lid and when he opened it the chicken fell down and the water splashed up ... He's missing an eyebrow and fyi he is a security guard trying to be an elevator technician, he can't boil chicken but he can fend off predators and fix ur elevators lol
ah, the old chicken stuck to the top of the lid problem lol
wtf that's crazy and sux he's disfigured now
8/14 "Be Like, 'My buddy wants to know if you use golds or baby powder on the vagina?'"
8.13: "its so weird I'm looking at my fingers and un trying to moved them and they won't do it, I start therapy 2morow yet I get to learn how to use my r arm"
8.13: "my director just gave me $200 for being a crappy boss last month"
Y did kc text u? So u can feel sori for him? I'm atuck with him and the only emotion I feel is humor
kaycee also sent me some text the night before my surgery saying something along the lines of "eat up tonight cuz it's gonna hurt tomorrow" or something. i was like uh...i think that was supposed to be well intentioned, but there is no need to remind me i'm about to be in pain!!
yeah i don't know why he's texting me. maybe he thinks we're friends now? i would like to see him in a semi-doped up state cuz that would be comedy!!
mel: "have i ever told you how much i dislike kaycee's mom? because if i haven't i would like to reiterate the fact that this woman is the equivalent to being my own personal hell"
me: "what happened"
mel: "she bought makayla a bird. without asking! she was going to bring it as a surprise but kaycee told me and i told him that if she brought it i would personally kill it in front of her"
LOL!!!!!!!!!! i was NOT expecting to read "she bought makayla a bird" LOL! i can't stop laughing and it's making my throat hurt :(
I don't understand why this is funny I'm utterly pissed off and to top ot off she's still coming over tomorrow it sucks that she makes me uncomfortable in my own house .. Wrench
what kind of bird? like a parakeet or a pigeon she trapped? lol
8/13: (from my mom) "Hi. You forgot your frozen corn and english muffins. Your sheets and towels are dry. Lv you."
6/18: (from Caro) "Mac + cheese"
8/16: (coworker) "Come fucking dance, says Trevor :)"
a parakeet seriously tho a bird? Then kc said I want it we can keep it outside then I said if by outside u mean the forest then by all means
via an anonymous IM:
i saw a real life harold and kumar last night
8/16: (coworker) "girl in sequin dress puking in trash can at the wynn."
now that's classy!
LOL... some of these were fantastic
8/13: "I'm sweatin like a mountain goat at da beach - Fabio. LOL"
From CP... i was laughing so hard when she sent it.
Ohhhhhhh Fabio! <3
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