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Holy dick, is that a used Xbox 360 Pro? You bet your sweet ass it is. - $150 (Irvine or some shit.)
Date: 2009-10-12, 8:15PM PDT
Reply to: sale-kdexw-1418915324@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "Fuck. I need some sort of awesome video game console to play the shit out of, and it has to be in fucking good condition.
None of that scratched up RROD bullshit."
Well look no further, you bad motherfucker, cause this brand fucking used Xbox 360 Pro will blow your shit apart.
I am selling this sweet ass set, complete with:
- one cockpunchin' rad console & all the wires and such, with a 20gb hard drive. Twenty. Motherfucking. Gigs. You know how big a fucking gigabyte is?
-1 wireless controller, so you can eat a fucking steak dinner at your dinner table and yell at 10 year olds on Xbox Live. AT THE SAME TIME.
-1 Xbox live headset, that probably turns you into a metallic Norse god with an unreasonably large penis, or some shit like that.
- 2 dicksqueezingly good games. Grand Theft Auto 4 (You can shoot motherfuckers right in the goddamn tender-loving left nut.)
and Dead Space (You shoot zombie motherfuckers while in SPACE. You feel like decapitating some bitchass alien? You bet your raging hard cock you do!).
You know what? I'll throw in Too Human in the mix too, just cause you need some fucking games to play when you buy a bad-fucking-ass console like this one.
5 times in my life, I've had to fight off bears. 3 out of those 5 times, it was cause of this Xbox. Bears want this shit, and you sure as dick want it too.
Fuck that Wii bullshit, waving your arms around. You don't need that kind of candy-ass exercise.
So buy this shit before some other fucker does.
* Location: Irvine or some shit.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests