http://letsmarinate.com/ Let's Marinate Tag: craigslist en Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:56:06 +0000 http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-love-craigslist#post-30818 Tue, 04 May 2010 10:14:19 +0000 zigx 30818@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bfs/1724136844.html" rel="nofollow">http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bfs/1724136844.html</a></p> <p>just saw this when posting some stuff to sell... ive always wanted to Buy a club lol </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/room-for-rent-on-cl#post-29563 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:05:10 +0000 B2theREdoubleT 29563@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>thats pretty good... coworkers laughing over here </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/room-for-rent-on-cl#post-29557 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:21:21 +0000 meowli 29557@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>LOL* That's spectacular </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/room-for-rent-on-cl#post-29556 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:56:09 +0000 zigx 29556@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://houston.craigslist.org/roo/1603542443.html" rel="nofollow">http://houston.craigslist.org/roo/1603542443.html</a><br /> <em><br /> $500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!? (north of River Oaks) (map)</p> <p>Date: 2010-02-16, 12:36PM CST<br /> Reply to: <a href="mailto:hous-3npt3-1603542443@craigslist.org">hous-3npt3-1603542443@craigslist.org</a> [Errors when replying to ads?]</p> <p>You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL! </p> <p>ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized. </p> <p>We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience. </p> <p>Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker. </p> <p>AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm talking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER. </p> <p>We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my XBox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT. </p> <p>-this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son<br /> -this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!<br /> -tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, a park in the back, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyball court WHAT! </p> <p>Pic related, its me. Your bad ass new roommate. </p> <p>Memorial at Shepherd (google map) (yahoo map)<br /> Location: north of River Oaks<br /> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</p> <p>PostingID: 1603542443</em> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/free-lcd-tv#post-27521 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:20:57 +0000 zigx 27521@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>the are great when u say... cut your finger on a tuna can and need a bandaid 3 different time. </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/free-lcd-tv#post-27520 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:54:07 +0000 carolizzle 27520@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>oh it's hilarious. i feel bad for the guy though - now he's out a TV</p> <p>further proof that roommates are awful! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/free-lcd-tv#post-27519 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:27:23 +0000 Krust 27519@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>damn. that is... kind of awesome, in a sick way. </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/free-lcd-tv#post-27518 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:25:04 +0000 zigx 27518@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html" rel="nofollow">http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html</a> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/another-craigslist-wanted-non-exclusive-long-distance-relationship#post-25238 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:29:22 +0000 carolizzle 25238@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><em>I live in Los Angeles but am posting this in Dallas because it's close enough to keep shipping charges down but far enough away that you'll never be tempted to track me down in real life. </em></p> <p>YES! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/another-craigslist-wanted-non-exclusive-long-distance-relationship#post-25227 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:05:47 +0000 zigx 25227@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>Texas... Saddle Rack...</p> <p>All makes sense!! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/another-craigslist-wanted-non-exclusive-long-distance-relationship#post-25224 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:57:30 +0000 Nick Hackleman 25224@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>DAMMIT! You busted me Mario. FUCK! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/another-craigslist-wanted-non-exclusive-long-distance-relationship#post-25223 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:42:23 +0000 zigx 25223@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/1352367890.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/1352367890.html</a></p> <p><em><br /> Share this:<br /> Email Diigo Digg delicious Facebook Fark FriendFeed Mixx MySpace Propellor reddit StumbleUpon technorati Twitter<br /> More...<br /> best of craigslist &gt; dallas &gt; Wanted: Non-exclusive long distance relationship<br /> Originally Posted: Mon, 31 Aug 19:22 CDT<br /> Wanted: Non-exclusive long distance relationship<br /> Date: 2009-08-31, 7:22PM CDT</p> <p>Me: Charming, articulate and intelligent.<br /> You: A good baker, likes to take care of her man with frequent care packages.</p> <p>I am the only guy on craigslist who is not looking for sex or female companionship. Those I can get. There is however one thing missing in my life of late. Ever since breaking up with my long distance girlfriend, the amount of unsolicited baked goods arriving in my mailbox has dropped precipitously. Given my relative lack of baking skills and my propensity to avoid paying for food, I figured the most rational solution was to find another long distance girlfriend who enjoys surprising her man with frequent care packages (chocolate chip cookies and rice krispies treats are by far the best).</p> <p>The exchange is simple. You provide regular care package service and in return I provide emotional support, validation and the occasional, "You're right! They *are* just jealous!" I'll be the boyfriend that Disney's soulless corporate machine has convinced you you want. Your parents will be happy you finally found someone, your friends and coworkers will be jealous that you have a guy who doesn't routinely try to slip it in the "oops hole," and your stalkers (should you have any) will shake their fists in impotent rage. As long as you're not hung up on tangibility, it's a relationship with everything you could want or need.</p> <p>Fatties, uggos and the horribly disfigured are encouraged to apply! I don't care what you look like because I'll never see what you look like. Tell me you're the most beautiful woman in the world if it makes you feel better, just don't send pictures.</p> <p>Exclusivity is not part of the deal. I intend to date other women during our association and it would be hypocritical of me to deny you the same freedom. Go out clubbing every Saturday night and sleep with a different guy each time if you like, just remember to get the cookies in the mail by 5:00 because the post office isn't open on Sundays. I have no allergies, so feel free to extend your experimentation to recipes and ingredients as well.</p> <p>I live in Los Angeles but am posting this in Dallas because it's close enough to keep shipping charges down but far enough away that you'll never be tempted to track me down in real life. Also, going by the maxim "everything is bigger in Texas" I'm hoping there will be enough baked goods to share with friends.</p> <p>Good luck and I hope to hear from you lovely ladies soon!</p> <p> * Location: Los Angeles<br /> * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</p> <p>PostingID: 1352367890</em> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/need-an-xbox#post-24531 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:44:00 +0000 zigx 24531@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>go! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/need-an-xbox#post-24523 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:30:09 +0000 B2theREdoubleT 24523@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>im pretty sure i can do a better one than that... thanks for the read though! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/need-an-xbox#post-24518 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:17:24 +0000 zigx 24518@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/vgm/1418915324.html" rel="nofollow">http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/vgm/1418915324.html</a></p> <p><em>orange co craigslist &gt; for sale / wanted &gt; video gaming<br /> please flag with care:</p> <p>miscategorized<br /> prohibited<br /> spam/overpost<br /> best of craigslist<br /> Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info<br /> Holy dick, is that a used Xbox 360 Pro? You bet your sweet ass it is. - $150 (Irvine or some shit.)<br /> Date: 2009-10-12, 8:15PM PDT<br /> Reply to: <a href="mailto:sale-kdexw-1418915324@craigslist.org">sale-kdexw-1418915324@craigslist.org</a> [Errors when replying to ads?]</p> <p>I know what you're thinking.</p> <p>You're thinking, "Fuck. I need some sort of awesome video game console to play the shit out of, and it has to be in fucking good condition.<br /> None of that scratched up RROD bullshit."</p> <p>Well look no further, you bad motherfucker, cause this brand fucking used Xbox 360 Pro will blow your shit apart.<br /> I am selling this sweet ass set, complete with:</p> <p>- one cockpunchin' rad console &#38; all the wires and such, with a 20gb hard drive. Twenty. Motherfucking. Gigs. You know how big a fucking gigabyte is?</p> <p>-1 wireless controller, so you can eat a fucking steak dinner at your dinner table and yell at 10 year olds on Xbox Live. AT THE SAME TIME.</p> <p>-1 Xbox live headset, that probably turns you into a metallic Norse god with an unreasonably large penis, or some shit like that.</p> <p>- 2 dicksqueezingly good games. Grand Theft Auto 4 (You can shoot motherfuckers right in the goddamn tender-loving left nut.)<br /> and Dead Space (You shoot zombie motherfuckers while in SPACE. You feel like decapitating some bitchass alien? You bet your raging hard cock you do!).<br /> You know what? I'll throw in Too Human in the mix too, just cause you need some fucking games to play when you buy a bad-fucking-ass console like this one.</p> <p>5 times in my life, I've had to fight off bears. 3 out of those 5 times, it was cause of this Xbox. Bears want this shit, and you sure as dick want it too.</p> <p>Fuck that Wii bullshit, waving your arms around. You don't need that kind of candy-ass exercise.</p> <p>So buy this shit before some other fucker does.</p> <p> * Location: Irvine or some shit.<br /> * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</em> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23274 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:17:38 +0000 carolizzle 23274@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>@mel - the ghetto goose!! lol </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23260 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:25:04 +0000 TheKillah 23260@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>brilliant. </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23079 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:24:22 +0000 mel 23079@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>with marketing advertising skills like these im sure he can make $3999 from this car, lol .. does sound like a few cars i used to drive tho </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23075 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:02:55 +0000 carolizzle 23075@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>that was PERFECT. </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23073 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:50:30 +0000 harley 23073@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>+1 </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23072 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:35:03 +0000 EssEmmBee 23072@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>That's pretty epic. Haha </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/ford-focus-classified#post-23071 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:33:17 +0000 zigx 23071@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><a href="http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/1355615384.html" rel="nofollow">http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/1355615384.html</a></p> <p><em>2001 Ford Focus ZX3 - $3999 (Coconut Creek)<br /> Date: 2009-09-02, 6:29PM EDT<br /> Reply to: see below</p> <p>Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time.</p> <p>But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?</p> <p>It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay - this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.</p> <p>It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot - he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded.</p> <p>But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus.</p> <p>So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it.</p> <p> * Location: Coconut Creek<br /> * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</em> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19171 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:47:45 +0000 B2theREdoubleT 19171@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>thats actually a "best of" post, it has been reworked from its original post though. so many posts about it on reddit.com </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19170 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 23:43:11 +0000 TheKillah 19170@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>The guy is getting charged for retarded shit you aren't supposed to get charged for. (For Petra &#38; Caro.) He's clearly an idiot and Mario...you should answer the guy! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19167 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:01:33 +0000 PetraJoy 19167@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>Caro: Same...I tried but failed to understand. </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19164 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:46:12 +0000 harley 19164@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>upsize that shit like mcdonalds</p> <p>lol </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19163 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:23:26 +0000 carolizzle 19163@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>yeah i'm not sure what that means. way over my head! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/i-want-this-guy-as-a-client#post-19161 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:27:57 +0000 zigx 19161@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p><em>Java Googles Upsizing<br /> Date: 2009-02-27, 6:45AM MST</p> <p>The last programmer I hired told me I accidentally deleted all the java googles in my script folder. He was charging me an arm and a leg to fix it.<br /> Apparently it all needs to be converted to a Norton Anti-Virus file so it can be searchable with a SEO blog widget, so i have to reprogram the flash or upsize it with PHP.</p> <p>I just can't afford to keep paying him to fix this problem.<br /> This may lead to other opportunities for the right person.</p> <p> * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests<br /> * Compensation: according to abilities </p> <p>PostingID: 1052576173</em></p> <p><a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/slc/1052576173.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/slc/1052576173.html</a> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/the-most-amazing-roommate-ad-on-cl#post-18588 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:42:31 +0000 CDiddy 18588@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>hahahahha </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/the-most-amazing-roommate-ad-on-cl#post-18586 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:26:03 +0000 harley 18586@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>i think they forgot "bro's and future date-rape victims only" </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/the-most-amazing-roommate-ad-on-cl#post-18584 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:15:13 +0000 zigx 18584@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>LOL the place is cool though! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/the-most-amazing-roommate-ad-on-cl#post-18583 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:17:07 +0000 carolizzle 18583@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>wow. i don't have any other words </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/the-most-amazing-roommate-ad-on-cl#post-18582 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:19:02 +0000 CDiddy 18582@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>My friend looking for a place to live in SD ran across this....</p> <p>The pictures + captions are priceless ... and look at that artwork in the living room!!!</p> <p><a href="http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/roo/1084041444.html" rel="nofollow">http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/roo/1084041444.html</a> </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/simbrett#post-15639 Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:47:53 +0000 TheKillah 15639@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>Dude it was on best of CL THIS WEEK Harley! </p> http://letsmarinate.com/topic/simbrett#post-15637 Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:27:52 +0000 harley 15637@http://letsmarinate.com/ <p>old </p>